Team Fortress 2, simplified

I was thinking about an old Onion clip that simplified NASCAR to its core mechanic—drive fast and turn repeatedly. This, of course, can be further abstracted to “press accelerator and turn wheel”. Then I started to think about other pastimes that can be simplified such

Scout

Space space; click click.

Soldier

Click click click click wait.

Pyro

Click and hold.
or…
Click, press 3, click.

Demoman

Click click click click wait.
or…
Click click click right-click.

Heavy

Click and hold.

Engineer

Press number keys. Click click click click click click click click click. Then, click click click click click click click click.

Repeat three times.

Medic

Click and hold. Right-click 40 seconds later.

Sniper

Right-click. Click.

Spy

Press number keys. Click.